Man on Man? Ew.
Man on table? ...Huh?
Mr. Art Price Jr. apparently is a rather creative man who has found himself on the wrong side of the law recently in Toledo, Ohio.
"Police say a man was arrested after admitting to, and being caught on DVD having sex with his picnic table repeatedly."Apparently Mr. Price was so attracted to his lawn furniture that he on more than one occasion would go outside and (in some crazy way that is unknown to modern science) he would have sex with his metal picnic table.
Perverted Douche
If the act itself is not confusing enough for you, his neighbor was secretly video taping him in the act. This neighbor of questionable intentions taped him not just once, but three separate times before he became bored with the show and dropped off the dvd's at the local police precinct.
I am not sure what sickens me more honestly: the taping or the act. Regardless of my opinion, the law deemed the act to be the problem, and Art Price Jr. is being charged with disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency.
A representative from the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Table group could not be reached for comment.
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Wait, was this recent? It's really f-ing cold in Ohio right now. Your tongue on a cold metal table is bad enough.
Apparently the trial was recent, though the original story was from June of last year. It was a link I found when reading a "Somebody got pistol whipped at Chuck-E-Cheese" story, which was also entertaining.
"We're just good friends," said the table, before covering herself with a tablecloth and ducking away from the cameras.
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