For those of you who are either blissfully unaware or as dumb as a box of hair, Elton John is a very very gay individual. Though if you ask him, he isn't the only celebrated figure to live his life that way...
"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems." -- Sir Elton in Parade Magazine
Screw Dan Brown and his Holy Grail = Mary Magdalene theories; I think Sir Elton is on to something here. What is he on to? Most likely a dude's hairy back.
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Well, Elton is going to get a chance, someday, to test his hypothesis and man, is he going to get a big surprise. Others getting the surprise will be Caiaphas, Pilate, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, Madeleine O'hare and . . . a . . . well, you know who.
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