So Simple, Even a Liberal Can Do It

Gnome Enthusiast's 10 easy steps to ending racism in America.

1. Make it illegal for any government agency for any reason to ask your race. That includes scholarships, census forms, job applications, everything.

2. Understand that though the government shouldn't be allowed to ask the question, private businesses should be able to do whatever the hell they want. This means that if a business owner wants to hire only white people at his restaurant then that is his prerogative. It should not be illegal. You don't like it? Let people know. The free market will take care of it.

The Mouse That Roared

President Barack Obama wants you to be the loudest 23% you can be! And it seems sharing personal stories about how health reform affects you and your family is a great way to show the importance and urgency of health reform.

Hiding the Heroes

If a teacher in Littleton, Colorado (of all places) courageously stopped a shooting rampage at a public school, you'd think it would be pretty big news, right?

The answer is "no".   As we all know, it's only newsworthy if a shooter tallies a successful bodycount.

Well, even if you haven't yet heard of David Benke, he's a math teacher who courageously stopped a  shooting rampage at a public school.

Seoul is for the lucky. Pyongyang is for fairies.

If you have been watching the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver, you probably saw at least one Korean athlete. I noticed while watching one of the speed skating competitions that on the back of one fellow's. . . leotard. . . thing- it read "Korea."

In case you don't know why it does not specify whether it was North or South, here is the straight scoop. There is only one Korea. The Republic of Korea (aka South Korea) does not formally recognize the sovereignty of north Korea. If you were at the airport in Inchon, ROK and saw an abbreviation of the neighbor to the north, it would look like "nK." Little n, big K.

Seoul is beautiful. Osan smells funny. Taking a tour of the Korean DMZ is a fantastic experience. Korea kicks ass and ROK Marines can f- you up.

Q: Son esos pantalones de espacio?

Judging by his piece in the Wall Street Journal, I don't think I'm going out on a limb when I say that John Yoo has juevos grande, aka fat nuts. (That about sums up my entire Spanish vocabulary and it is probably incorrect).

Let me share the first paragraph:

"Barack Obama may not realize it, but I may have just helped save his presidency. How? By winning a drawn-out fight to protect his powers as commander in chief to wage war and keep Americans safe."

Recently, on a Friday night news dump, the White House "announced" that the DoJ would not prosecute John Yoo, and those in similar situations, for helping America fight terrorism.

Yoo was working in the Justice Department Office of Legal Counsel during the Global War on Terrorism under President G. W. Bush. The Left hates John Yoo because his determinations included the obvious: the Geneva Conventions do not apply when handling terrorists, it is not torture to cause sleep deprivation, etc.

Of course the Geneva Conventions wouldn't apply. The Geneva Conventions didn't apply when a terrorist shot and killed that abortion doctor, ol' whats-his-face, last year in Kansas. Why would they be followed by terrorists who are not fighting for their respective nations, let alone signatory nations.

By no stretch of my imagination would I consider an example of torture to be keeping a terrorist up past his bedtime.

The MSM cries more over the treatment of the Guantanamo detainees than do the Guantanamo detainees.

To summarize: John Yoo stomped the President's yard. Follow the link for the whole thing here.

A: Porque tu asno es afuera de este mundo!